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We had an office Christmas party, Kelly got drunk and got pushed off a mini-cliff and rolled down into the rocks and bushes. He didn't even realize he was bleeding until people started noticing pools of blood all over the dancefloor. I was on my way home from the airport and went to pick him up and followed the trail of blood to get to him.
4 hours and 4 stitches later, all's good.