I am Coupon Queen

Yes, it's true. In my old age, I've gone from Dancing Queen to Coupon Queen. I'm turning into my Grandma!! I never thought there'd be a day when I'd be pleased as punch to go to the mailbox and find cashback rebates from Clicks Pharmacy. (it's like "Watson's... your perrrrr-sonal stooore") *sung to the tune of the cheezy 90s jingle*

They're giving me back R41, OK! That's like an almost-free box of multi-vitamins! (R48) Or 4 free orange juices at the pub! Or parking on the streets in Cape Town without having to tip the car guards up to 8 times! (or maybe up to 16 times, depending what a cheapskate you are) Woohoo, now I know why Ama was always so excited with her coupons, I've hit the motherload!